My Humor Page

And now, for something completely different...

Viola Jokes (Hey, I'm a violist, so I can laugh at viola jokes :) )

• Actual Classified Ads from Newspapers
• Actual Notes on Medical Charts
• Arkansas State Residency Application
• A BSD Christmas
• A Lame But Funny Cat Joke
• A Letter from Mom
• Bell Ringer
• Bumper Stickers We'd Like to See
• College Freshmen vs. Seniors
• Comprehending Engineers
• Conductor Comments
• Do-It-Yourself Country & Western Song
• Dumb Crimes Committed (or maybe Crimes Committed by Dumb People?)
• Dumb People Are Amusing
• Exam Prayer
• Excuses for Breaking Laws
• Foreign Phrases -- Redefined
• Funny Foreign Signs
• Green Eggs and Hamlet
• Headline Goofs
• Humorous comics from a recent issue of TV Guide
• Interesting Insurance Claims
• Ironies...
• Lawyers & Lightbulbs...
• Man Poem
• Modern Day Lyrics to Beatles Songs
• Painful Puns
• More Puns
• Perplexing Questions
• Political Axioms
• Punny Bar Jokes
• Rules for Cats Who Have a Household to Run
• Similes Used by High School Students
• So you think you're computer-illiterate?
• Stupid Questions Actually Asked by Lawyers
• Stupid Slogans Waiting to be Copyrighted
• What if Data (from Star Trek: The Next Generation) Were Microsoft Windows Compatible?
• What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
• What if Microsoft Made Cars?
• What if Microsoft Were Located in Georgia?
• Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? The answers according to several Star Trek characters
• Words Not Yet in the Dictionary
• The World According to Student Bloopers
• You know you're an engineer if...